ozarque ([info]ozarque) wrote,
@ 2008-05-02 08:13:00
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Personal note: Excitement! Chaos! Fandangos!
There have been developments since I last posted...

First, my agent called yesterday afternoon with a huge project for me that -- as is typical -- has to be done at top speed on an emergency basis because it started being desperately needed some months ago. It's a totally nonlinear project, with Pieces X having to be done before other Pieces Y -- that those Pieces X ought to be based on -- are done. It will for sure cut into my LJ time, and I'm sorry about that. On the other hand, because it has to be done so fast it will be over in a hurry and I'll get the time back. This too shall pass.

Second, our day began here with a whopping thunderstorm, and the power going off. George went out to turn on the generator, something that ordinarily takes no more than three or four minutes at the most .... and he didn't come back, and didn't come back, and didn't come back, and the generator didn't come on. The idea that he'd been struck by lightning was starting to bother me -- and I was trying to decide whether going out to check on that and getting struck by lightning my own self would be a rational move -- when he did at last appear and the generator (and lights and water) did come on. [Thank you, Providence.]

What had happened was that when he took off the tarp that serves as cover for the generator, he was greeted by a wasp nest complete with angry wasps. He had to go to his shop -- where he found no cans of wasp spray -- so he grabbed a can of spray paint and a towel, went back and spray-painted the wasps into a sodden clump, wrapped the whole mess in the towel and stomped on it, and then was able to turn on the generator. Not quite like killing a wooly mammoth and hauling it back to the cave, but impressive all the same. Especially since it meant that we could now make coffee. [Thank you, Providence.]

Moving right along...


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[info]bat_cheva
2008-05-02 01:22 pm UTC (link)
Spray paint... I will remember this.

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[info]pgdudda
2008-05-02 01:32 pm UTC (link)
...and thanks be to Providence that George emerged relatively unscathed. Angry wasps = Not Fun™.

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[info]dcseain
2008-05-02 01:54 pm UTC (link)
Goodnees! I'm glad he's alright; how scary.

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[info]fatcook
2008-05-02 02:11 pm UTC (link)
Spray paint! What a resourceful man.

Good luck with the rush.

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[info]cbpotts
2008-05-02 02:17 pm UTC (link)
WOW! Very resouceful George! I would not have thought of that. That is brilliant.

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[info]milwaukeesfs
2008-05-02 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Reminds me of the time my aunt discovered ants behind her refrigerator. She grabbed what she thought was bug spray and let them have it, then discovered she had used hair spray instead. Inspection showed that (this being the 60's) the unfortunate insects had been shellacked to death--.

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[info]danaseilhan
2008-05-02 03:52 pm UTC (link)
Bwah! There's always Aqua Net today.

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[info]indefatigable42
2008-05-02 04:08 pm UTC (link)
I hate to imagine how she cleaned that off the floor...

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[info]twistedchick
2008-05-02 02:55 pm UTC (link)
Hair spray works as well; so does Pam kitchen spray (the stuff to put on frypans.)

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[info]kelsied
2008-05-02 02:56 pm UTC (link)
*giggles* Okay, okay, I know angry wasps are evil. But oh my gosh, that's one of the best stories ever.....

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Wow!
[info]ysabetwordsmith
2008-05-02 03:07 pm UTC (link)
*laugh* *cheer*

That's one impressive fella you got there! I admire his ingenuity. It's the kind of creative make-do that I grew up with.

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[info]danaseilhan
2008-05-02 03:53 pm UTC (link)
I could so see myself doing something like that because I have always found myself discovering new uses for old things. It's a skill I don't exercise nearly often enough.

But. *applause* Big cheers to him.

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[info]nolly
2008-05-02 05:11 pm UTC (link)
I'm amazed no one has asked the obvious question: what color did he paint the wasps? :)

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[info]londonbard
2008-05-02 06:27 pm UTC (link)
And now I have mental picture of a queen wasp saying,

"Blue is not my colour!" (right before the funeral.)

George is a very resourceful man; spray oil works on some insects and hair-spray most certainly works, but please be careful if you have an open fire or barbecue. Hairspray is very flammable and a strong wasp or a blue-tail fly could rocket on and get close enough to the fire to catch alight. It becomes a small, flaming bullet for a second or to and, if it then hits a guest or a curtain - trouble ...


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Response to nolly....
[info]ozarque
2008-05-02 08:09 pm UTC (link)
I don't know the answer to that question -- because what he said to me was that the color was "truck primer." [Rhymes with "duck climber."] I have no idea what color that is.

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Re: Response to nolly....
[info]writerwench
2008-05-02 08:14 pm UTC (link)
I am imagining something like battleship grey. I've used hairspray before now to immobilize wasps. I consider them totally extraneous to civilised living, even in an ecologically aware environment.

Hooray for George being resourceful and determined, hooray for Providence also (in the shape of George!).

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Re: Response to nolly....
[info]nolly
2008-05-02 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm thinking it's probably grey, too. I think I've also seen brick-red automobile primer (I think it was primer), but grey seems more common. If my coworker who's a car guy were here today, I'd ask him, but he isn't.

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[info]farrandy
2008-05-02 10:47 pm UTC (link)
I agree. I've caught and carried outside large spiders, mantises (they're so cool!), and all manor of other insects (cosmic kinda guy that I am), but let a wasp in the house and I go after it with a can of wasp killer in one hand and a swatter in the other. It's bravery born out of cowardice. I was attacked by a swam when I was a kid. I just want to get them while I can see them because wasps are, in my opinion, insane. Given a whole house to fly around in they'll invariably want to occupy the same square foot of airspace as your head (flies will do that to, but they don't come with weaponry).

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[info]archangelbeth
2008-05-02 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Second wasp story on my subscribed journal list!
( http://haikujaguar.livejournal.com/519330.html )

*cheers your George on*

*also cheers you on with your emergency project thingy; good luck!*

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[info]writerwench
2008-05-02 08:23 pm UTC (link)
Cripes... how do people SURVIVE in the USA, with all these beastly insects around? We have wasps in England, of course, and at this time of year the queens are emerging from hibernation. Slow, big, hungry, and bad-tempered.
Well, I cure their bad temper quite quickly, once I've knocked them down to ground level... I reckon removing life removes bad temper as well.

I now keep a can of insect killing spray in the kitchen, and use it with glee on wasps. The current wisdom is that we had such a cold winter, and a very cold snap over Easter, that most of the wasps have been killed off for this year.

I hope so.

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[info]foomf
2008-05-02 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Far far better than we would in Australia. Almost everything there is venomous if it isn't big enough to eat you whole.

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[info]leodragon1
2008-05-04 06:40 am UTC (link)
Hello, I was recced to read ozarque's journal, because of her entries on body language. Anyway, I got side-tracked with George's impressive heroism with the wasps. Being from Australia myself, I can say he'd fit right in.

And it's true, a lot of the critters here are dangerous. The other day I discovered a tiny red-backed spider in my outdoor bucket. I think their poison is lethal. Deadly thing, but I just turned the bucket back upside down and backed away. I wasn't going anywhere NEAR that thing!

And now I'm still wondering how to kill it off.

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[info]foomf
2008-05-04 12:24 pm UTC (link)
Feed it a koala; it'll die from overeating ;)

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[info]leodragon1
2008-05-05 08:40 am UTC (link)
:-D

And what have you got against Koalas? They ARE lazy sods, I know, but I reckon they're on to a good thing there.

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[info]foomf
2008-05-06 12:08 am UTC (link)
Me? Nothing, but you've got so many of them to spare.

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Response to leodragon1...
[info]ozarque
2008-05-04 12:41 pm UTC (link)
The chances that it's still under that bucket are very slim; I suspect that if you turn it over again -- using a long stick of some kind for the purpose -- you'll find that it has moved on. If it's still there, and if you have a long enough extension cord, one way to deal with something like that is to suck it up into your vacuum cleaner wand -- with plastic bags and rubber bands in your hand to seal off the open ends of the wand -- and then shake it out into a container of something that will kill it. Carefully.

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[info]leodragon1
2008-05-05 08:47 am UTC (link)

I'm relieved that it might have wondered off by itself. Problem solved.

But I have to check, don't I? I will print up your advice and follow it to the letter, and hopefully I won't die.

I'll let you know if I do. (She said with a straight face)

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[info]ozarque
2008-05-05 01:17 pm UTC (link)
You don't have to check, actually -- there's no rule that says you have to check. But if you _do_ check, be very careful.

Have you looked up that spider on Google to find out what the experts say about it? Like how dangerous it really is .... and what the effective measures to take against it are.... and whether seeing one at your place means there are likely to be more, or if it's a Loner Spider ... Those would be good things to know.

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[info]leodragon1
2008-05-05 01:38 pm UTC (link)

That's a good point. I wouldn't want to find myself panicking about the harmless cousin of the lethal spider. How embarrassing!

Forewarned is forearmed, and all that.

And if I ever want to use the bucket again, I'll need to know. Ah well.

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[info]kelsied
2008-05-03 01:58 am UTC (link)
Well we grow up wrestling bears and wildcats, and the lack of nationalized healthcare means that only the strongest survive to adulthood. Compared with that, what's a silly little wasp or two?

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[info]writerwench
2008-05-03 08:17 am UTC (link)
ROFL!! But I think maybe you have a point there.

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[info]kalima62
2008-05-02 08:54 pm UTC (link)
My husband was quite impressed.

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[info]wikdsushi
2008-05-03 07:45 am UTC (link)
Wow, George is the man. That little incident is going to go down in wasp folklore as The Night the Bogeyman Came.

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[info]writerwench
2008-05-03 08:18 am UTC (link)
The Bogeyman With Good Decorating Taste.

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[info]mmegaera
2008-05-03 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Reminds me of the time I waterproofed a spider to death in the shower. Dri-Step for Boots happened to be the nearest spray can to hand.

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[info]phantomcranefly
2008-05-04 12:57 am UTC (link)
Wow. Yay for resourcefulness in the face of adversity/wasps! Which really are kind of a subset of adversity, unless you're a biologist, in which case they're also a subset of Hymenoptera. (I didn't have to look that up, and it's been two years since I took biology. I remember the oddest things.)

You have my sympathies about your project hurriedness, too.

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[info]victoriacatlady
2008-05-08 06:00 am UTC (link)
Not quite like killing a wooly mammoth and hauling it back to the cave, but impressive all the same.

The primary difference being that you would be able to eat the wooly mammoth....

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