| ozarque ( @ 2007-08-15 08:53:00 |
Linguistics; political language; political storytelling....
The Tale Of The Wicked Welfare Queen
Generic Version
"You know what really gets to me? Makes my blood boil? I work like a dog, just trying to keep a roof over my family's head and food on our table, and I pay every last damn penny of my taxes! And what does the government do with my money? Hey... let me tell you what they do with it! They give it to a Welfare Queen that drives around in a fancy pink Cadillac, and wears a mink coat, and has $150,000.00 in her bank account.... You know what's in my bank account? Maybe enough to pay my phone bill, if I'm lucky! And you know why that is? It's because most of my money, what I make working my tail off every single day, goes to the damn Welfare Queens!"
Politician's Version
"You know what really gets to people? Makes their blood boil? You work like a dog, just trying to keep a roof over your family's head and food on your table, and you pay every last penny of your taxes! And what does this administration do with your money? Hey... let me tell you what they do with it! They give it to a Welfare Queen that drives around in a fancy pink Cadillac, and wears a mink coat, and has $150,000.00 in her bank account.... And all the time she's lying around her swimming pool eating chocolates and getting a nice tan, you know what's in your bank account? Maybe enough to pay your phone bill, if you're lucky! If this administration has had the decency to let you keep that much of your own money! And you know why that is? It's because most of your money, the money you make working your tail off every single day, goes to the damn Welfare Queens!"
Dialogue Version
X: "You know what really gets to me? Makes my blood boil? I work like a dog, just trying to keep a roof over my family's head and food on our table, and I pay every last damn penny of my taxes! And what does the government do with my money? Hey... let me tell you what they do with it! They give it to a Welfare Queen that drives around in a fancy pink Cadillac, and wears a mink coat, and has $150,000.00 in her bank account.... You know what's in my bank account? Maybe enough to pay my phone bill, if I'm lucky! And you know why that is? It's because most of my money, what I make working my tail off every single day, goes to the damn Welfare Queens!"
Y: "OH, yeah! You've got that right! I had one of those living maybe two blocks away from me when I was living in St. Louis! Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, you know? Always whining about how she didn't have any milk for her kids, and then BANG!, she'd have another baby, right? And when--"
Z: "Hey, you think that's bad! Let me tell you about the no-good family of leeches that lived next door to me in Houston! They got food stamps, they got welfare, they got Medicaid, they got--"
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[and so on]
The Tale Of The Wicked Welfare Queen
Generic Version
"You know what really gets to me? Makes my blood boil? I work like a dog, just trying to keep a roof over my family's head and food on our table, and I pay every last damn penny of my taxes! And what does the government do with my money? Hey... let me tell you what they do with it! They give it to a Welfare Queen that drives around in a fancy pink Cadillac, and wears a mink coat, and has $150,000.00 in her bank account.... You know what's in my bank account? Maybe enough to pay my phone bill, if I'm lucky! And you know why that is? It's because most of my money, what I make working my tail off every single day, goes to the damn Welfare Queens!"
Politician's Version
"You know what really gets to people? Makes their blood boil? You work like a dog, just trying to keep a roof over your family's head and food on your table, and you pay every last penny of your taxes! And what does this administration do with your money? Hey... let me tell you what they do with it! They give it to a Welfare Queen that drives around in a fancy pink Cadillac, and wears a mink coat, and has $150,000.00 in her bank account.... And all the time she's lying around her swimming pool eating chocolates and getting a nice tan, you know what's in your bank account? Maybe enough to pay your phone bill, if you're lucky! If this administration has had the decency to let you keep that much of your own money! And you know why that is? It's because most of your money, the money you make working your tail off every single day, goes to the damn Welfare Queens!"
Dialogue Version
X: "You know what really gets to me? Makes my blood boil? I work like a dog, just trying to keep a roof over my family's head and food on our table, and I pay every last damn penny of my taxes! And what does the government do with my money? Hey... let me tell you what they do with it! They give it to a Welfare Queen that drives around in a fancy pink Cadillac, and wears a mink coat, and has $150,000.00 in her bank account.... You know what's in my bank account? Maybe enough to pay my phone bill, if I'm lucky! And you know why that is? It's because most of my money, what I make working my tail off every single day, goes to the damn Welfare Queens!"
Y: "OH, yeah! You've got that right! I had one of those living maybe two blocks away from me when I was living in St. Louis! Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, you know? Always whining about how she didn't have any milk for her kids, and then BANG!, she'd have another baby, right? And when--"
Z: "Hey, you think that's bad! Let me tell you about the no-good family of leeches that lived next door to me in Houston! They got food stamps, they got welfare, they got Medicaid, they got--"
......
[and so on]