Launching Twenty-One Novel Poems, upstream against the current.... You already know that the book launch I was planning for
Twenty-One Novel Poems fell through because I didn't have copies of the book in time for Conestoga 2007 in Tulsa... That's once, and I haven't whined about it much. [I hope. I've certainly
tried not to whine about it.]
But now I feel a tad tempted to whine. Because the next event on my schedule for launching that book is an event called "Ozark Writers Live!" [I don't know whether that's "live" as in "live long and prosper" or "live" as in "we're bringing this news to you live"; all my contacts have been by e-mail, so I haven't had a chance to hear it pronounced.] It's happening at the Fayetteville (Arkansas) Public Library on September 8, 2007, under the auspices of an NEH grant, and it's quite an impressive fandango; I'm honored to be part of it. There are three tracks of programming: a writing workshop track and two speaker tracks. I've been given a 50-minute session, which means, in theory, that I can read quite a few poems from the new book and answer quite a few questions about them. In deference to the NEH-grant-frame I titled my session "Science Fiction Poetry and the Ozark Storytelling Tradition," which qualifies as what academics refer to as A Rubric. And to top it all off, the event welcomes sales tables, which means that George will be there with copies of my books, including copies of the brand spanking new
Twenty-One Novel Poems. This is all wonderful, right? It couldn't be better, right? Unlike "Books in Bloom," this event is even indoors, with air conditioning!
But there's a problem.
I'm scheduled for 1:00 p.m. in one programming room, and in the other programming room, also at 1:00 p.m., is ... get ready ...
Donald Harington. This is roughly equivalent to being scheduled to play a fugue on the harpsichord in one programming room while in the other programming room, at the same time, a fugue is being played by Johann Sebastian Bach.
You may not be familiar with Donald Harington's work [although I consider his recent book
With to be a science fiction novel and have reviewed it as such], but he is a Giant Name. Here's a quote from his bio at
http://www.donaldharington.com/about.html :
"His first novel, THE CHERRY PIT, about Little Rock, was published by Random House in 1965, and since then he has published twelve other novels, most all of them set in the Ozark hamlet of his creation, Stay More, based loosely upon Drakes Creek. These include LIGHTNING BUG, SOME OTHER PLACE, THE RIGHT PLACE, THE ARCHITECTURE OF THE ARKANSAS OZARKS, THE CHOIRING OF THE TREES, and, most recently, THIRTEEN ALBATROSSES. He has also written books about artists. He won the Porter Prize in 1987, the Heasley Prize at Lyon College in 1998, was inducted into the Arkansas Writers' Hall of Fame in 1999 and that same year won the Arkansas Fiction Award of Arkansas Library Association. John Guilds in his anthology, ARKANSAS, ARKANSAS, wrote, 'if Miller Williams ranks as the greatest poet born, bred, nurtured, and still living in Arkansas, Donald Harington is by the same standards Arkansas's greatest novelist.' "
The only thing
worse that could have happened to me in this context -- since what I'm trying to launch is a book of poems -- would have been finding myself scheduled at the same time as Miller Williams.
Woe is me, youall. I understand that
somebody has to be scheduled at the same time as "Arkansas's greatest novelist." But why me? I am the writer who has already paid my dues by not having my book ready in time for Conestoga. Heck, if I had my druthers I
too would go listen to Donald Harington's talk, which has the irresistible title, "At Home in Stay More: Fiction with an Ozark Allure." Woe is me, for sure. I'm half a century too old to offer a Dance Of The Seven Veils as a competing example of Ozark Allure, and I'm fresh out of birds of prey, lemurs, wolves, alligators, desert foxes, albino raccoons, and beautiful pythons.
That's
twice now. Either Providence is saying "Hey! Yo! Pay attention! Having a successful book of science fiction poetry is NOT on your schedule!", or Providence is telling me that if I'm audacious enough to hope for a successful book of science fiction poetry I had better be smart enough to think of a launch event spectacular enough to
justify that.
Whine, whine, whine.....